PinnedJohnny RobishinThe HavenMoon Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Weds to Celebrate His 93rd BirthdayWe’ll see if Buzz can still get it up, up, and away!·2 min read·Jan 22, 2023--7--7
Johnny RobishinThe HavenTrump Dining Pal Complains Women No Longer Fear MenSay Nick! Your mom just called, and she wants her mustache back!·3 min read·Apr 24, 2024--3--3
Johnny RobishinThe HavenTrump Whines Judge’s Ruling Means He Can’t Attend Barron’s GraduationOf course, he could always plead guilty and this trial would be over quickly.·2 min read·Apr 16, 2024--8--8
Johnny RobishinThe HavenFacing Multiple Felonies-Boebert’s Son Tells Judge Lawyers Too ExpensiveGee, who could’ve possibly seen that coming?·3 min read·Apr 12, 2024--15--15
Johnny RobishinThe HavenRepublican House Seeks to Rename Dulles Airport After TrumpSo, that’s how my luggage ended up at Mar-a-Lago!·2 min read·Apr 4, 2024--12--12
Johnny RobishinThe HavenTrump Now Hawking $60 Bibles on Truth SocialIn the beginning, on the first day - ‘June 14, 1946,’ Trump created the heavens and the earth. The rest of the days, he played golf.·2 min read·Mar 27, 2024--8--8
Johnny RobishinThe HavenSen. Katie Britt Blames Biden for a Rape 20 Years Ago in MexicoTruth is the MAGA “Kryptonite”·3 min read·Mar 11, 2024--13--13
Johnny RobishinThe HavenLauren Boebert’s 18-Year-Old Son Arrested on Multiple Felony ChargesYou can’t blame this on her. When he was getting into trouble, she was distracted while watching a production of Beetlejuice.·3 min read·Mar 1, 2024--13--13
Johnny RobishinThe HavenTrump Family Seizes Control of Republican National CommitteeWho you say is in the chicken coop?·3 min read·Feb 27, 2024--9--9
Johnny RobishinThe HavenJury Finds LaPierre and NRA Diverted Millions in NRA Donations to Personal UseOne thing’s for sure, it’d take a ‘well-armed militia’ to guard all the loot he embezzled.·3 min read·Feb 24, 2024--5--5